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cthrax — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 05:55:46 +0000

I found the below here. Quite funny. So are the other jokes listed in the post.

Top 10 things likely to be overheard from a Klingon Programmer

Specifications are for the weak and timid!

You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!

Indentation? I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!

What is this talk of release? Klingons do not make software releases. Our software escapes leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.

Klingon function calls do not have parameters – they have arguments – and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.

Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.

A True Klingon Warrior does not comment on his code!

Klingon software does not have BUGS. It has FEATURES, and those features are too sophisticated for a Romulan pig like you to understand.

You cannot truly appreciate Dilbert unless you’ve read it in the original Klingon.

Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!

Need I say more?

cthrax — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 04:48:42 +0000

I guess I can’t deny it anymore.

First Day Biking to work

cthrax — Mon, 07 Aug 2006 23:57:34 +0000

I have had my first adventure of many while biking to work this morning.

The link to the left is the map of my route to help clarify the story.
I started off by deciding not to go the same route that I had gone on Sunday and managed to get myself heading north, thinking I was heading east. Then I followed a really nice bike path that I knew was going kind of the wrong direction, but a lot further in the wrong direction than I thought. Then I was sure how far I was and backtracked to get to familiar terriorty. All-in-all this morning I biked approximately 11.6 miles in slightly under an hour. This evening on my way back, I biked approximately 6.4 miles in about 30 mins.

It was a good ride all the same though. I’m looking forward to doing it daily. I also am happy with the fact that I have new slick tires on my bike, which has made riding on the road much less of a chore. Now I’ve got to make sure I stick with the biking long enough though to justify the addtional $110 I spent (Tubes, tires, bike pump, and labor) on my already expensive bike.

Anyway, biking is fun and good. You should all do it. Over and out.

World’s Saddest Laptop

cthrax — Sat, 15 Jul 2006 14:29:29 +0000

For those of you who know my laptop, you might think the title is referring to my laptop. In which case, I hate you all. The truth is I have found a laptop that is much sadder than mine is and even weighs more too. Take a gander at this.